OFFICIAL STUWPID MERCH / STICKER DROP 001
QUESTIONABLE PRODUCTS
FOR QUESTIONABLE PEOPLE.
Official STUWPID merchandise.
Absolutely necessary? No.
Do we want it anyway? Obviously.
USEFULNESS 3%STU VALUE 97%ADHESIVE CONFIDENCE 100%

DO NOT ASK WHY.
THE STICKER WALL
PICK YOUR EVIDENCE.
They stick to things. Like your decisions.
Opening the very small warehouse…
QUALITY CONTROL: SUSPICIOUSLY COMPETENT
STU TESTED.
SOMEHOW PASSED.
STU pointed at these enthusiastically. Our actual print partner handled the important bit.
COLLECTIBLE BAD DECISION
THE BORING BIT. ON PURPOSE.
Clear prices. Clear shipping. Secure checkout. No stupid surprises.
- Secure payment is confirmed server-side.
- Printify fulfils only confirmed orders.
- Order updates stay clear and useful.