OFFICIAL STUWPID MERCH / STICKER DROP 001
QUESTIONABLE PRODUCTS
FOR QUESTIONABLE PEOPLE.
Official STUWPID merchandise.
Absolutely necessary? No.
Do we want it anyway? Obviously.
USEFULNESS 3%STU VALUE 97%ADHESIVE CONFIDENCE 100%
DO NOT ASK WHY.
THE STICKER WALL
PICK YOUR EVIDENCE.
They stick to things. Like your decisions.
Opening the very small warehouse…
QUALITY CONTROL / ABSOLUTELY NONE
STU HAS PERSONALLY
NOT APPROVED THESE.
He did point at them enthusiastically, which feels close enough.
COLLECTIBLE BAD DECISION
THE BORING BIT. ON PURPOSE.
Checkout, delivery details, totals and order updates use clear language. We save the jokes for the stickers.
- Secure payment is confirmed server-side.
- Printify fulfils only confirmed orders.
- Production approval stays manual while the fulfilment flow is tested.