OFFICIAL STUWPID MERCH / STICKER DROP 001

QUESTIONABLE PRODUCTS
FOR QUESTIONABLE PEOPLE.

Official STUWPID merchandise.
Absolutely necessary? No.
Do we want it anyway? Obviously.

USEFULNESS 3%STU VALUE 97%ADHESIVE CONFIDENCE 100%
STUWPID mascot gives a confident thumbs-up while holding a mug.
STU PICKED THESE.
DO NOT ASK WHY.

THE STICKER WALL

PICK YOUR EVIDENCE.

They stick to things. Like your decisions.

Opening the very small warehouse…

QUALITY CONTROL: SUSPICIOUSLY COMPETENT

STU TESTED.
SOMEHOW PASSED.

STU pointed at these enthusiastically. Our actual print partner handled the important bit.

COLLECTIBLE BAD DECISION
The STUWPID mascot in a lab coat shows off a bubbling green flask.

THE BORING BIT. ON PURPOSE.

Clear prices. Clear shipping. Secure checkout. No stupid surprises.